The following facts and figures are based on personal and
few other random experiences. Any resemblance in all or some experiences of
both living and dead is not purely coincidental.
1. Not a day passes by when you don't crib about your job
and that your career has stagnated.
2. Not a day passes by when you don't compare your packages
with your friends, batch mates and
class mates.
3. Masters or Job, is an everyday question.
4. Every day you have a self-realization that you ain’t
following your dreams and wonder how are you going to act upon it from the next
day itself, just to completely forget
about it the next day.
5. You start complaining about taxes.
6. Sunday night becomes the most dreadful night of the weekend.
7. You and your friends have been planning a road-trip to
some place for months, which isn’t going to happen.
8. The only glimmer of excitement you get is from a
Flipkart, Snapdeal or Amazon sale.
9. You plan on saving certain percentage of your salary and
end-up borrowing some from a friend only to pay it on the 1st of the next
month.
10. No matter what you eat or not eat, you are going to gain
weight.
11 You have a subscription for a Gym to which you rarely go.
12. You buy a pair of branded sports shoes, because the only
reason you couldn't go for a run all these years is because you didn't have one
with you .
13. You leave from a party early, because you have office
tomorrow and then end up sleeping at 2 or 3 in the night , after watching your favourite
t.v series .
14. You freak out on every news of your class-mates or
college-mates getting engaged or married and it’s a mini heart-attack if one of
them is blessed with a child (" itni kya jaldi thi")
15. You open your Facebook account to just put pout-ful
selfies, dubsmash videos(okay these are good ) ,the stats of your today's out
of the blue morning run ,calculated via a high-fundoo app and also to take
crappy quizzes like " which Game of Thrones or Friends character are
you","perfect room-mate " and shit.
16. Nearly all of your Whats-app conversations, with a girl
go like this :
You: Hey, How you doing??
After 15-20 mins
Girl: Hey, I am doing fine. How you doing ??
After 15 secs
You: I am doing well too, blah blah blah
After 2 hours
Girl: Cool :)
After 3 days
You: How you doing???..................
17. You think you have an amazing B-plan that is unique and
the only thing that's stopping you from implementing it and quitting your job is funding.
18. To whatever restaurant or food-joint or bar you go ,
within an hour you start calculating the
one day profit it makes and then you realize that you should open one of those
and how profitable this business is.
19. You start going to family functions like " bua ki
ladki ke ladke ka mundan" and click selfies with that sweet innocent child
, just to put it on Facebook and Instagram with a cheesy one liner at the top
like " My Adorable ,Cute cousin, The love of my life "(perhaps you
are seeing him for the first time on that day)(majorly females)
20. You might keep proclaiming it, but you are still not
over your first crush or love.
21. If you haven't got a girl-friend or boy-friend yet, your
parents might be your only chance in the future.
22. You cannot have more than 3 vodka shots in one night.
23. You read all the crappy blogs like " 10 ways to be
happy " ," 10 reasons to have a boy-friend or girl- friend ",
" 15 reasons why small girls are good girl-friends "," 11 places
to visit before you get married", blah blah ,just the way your are reading
this one .
